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 Blue Bunny Ice Cream
 By Eyodius Belladonna
 (AKA: that cheesy dark angel chick)
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zel glares at the camera..... and glares...... and glares... and glares some more.
 
 Zelgadis: (still glaring at the camera).... You think I'm a freak, don't you..
 
 Voice (off camera): Zel! We've been over this! Now stop whining and-
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 4"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream.. (looks off stage then back at the camera) Now.
 
 Voice (off camera): (harshly whispering) Zel! You're supposed to say what type of ice cream!
 
 Zelgadis: Don't tell me what to do! (turns to the right) Now listen here you little punk-
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 11"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream's latest flavor: Golem Road.It's like Rocky Road, but made with real golems.. (looks off stage) That's disgusting!
 
 Voice (off camera): Zel! You're not here to question the product! Just sell it!
 
 Zelgadis: But who would want to have rocks in their ice cream?
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 26"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream's latest flavor: Golem Road.It's like Rocky Road, but made with real golems. It's mm-mm- (pauses) I'm sorry! I can't do this! (walks off camera)
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 53"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream's latest flavor: Golem Road.It's like Rocky Road, but made with real golems. It's mm-mm-good! (a hand shoves a spoon in front of his face)(pointing at the spoon) You're not going to make me eat this are you? (the hand throws the spoon at him)
 
 Voice (off camera): Oh come on! I wanna go home!!
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 133"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit and standing behind a counter. He grins nervously at the camera and sweat is evident on his face. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream's latest flavor: Golem Road.It's like Rocky Road, but made with real golems. It's mm-mm-good!
 
 A hand shoves a spoon in front of Zel's face. He slowly takes the spoon then gives a withering look off camera, then at the ice cream. He reluctantly digs into the tub. There is a sickening crunching sound as Zelgadis chews and forces a grin. He nervously glances off camera and stiffly swallows the ice cream. The camera drifts to the left to reveal a girl holding one of the light weapons and glaring threateningly at the chimera.
 
 Voice (off stage): Hey! Get that camera out of here! (a hand blocks the lens)
 
 *Beep!*
 
 A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 187"
 
 The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream.
 
 Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Cream's latest flavor: Golem Road.It's like Rocky Road, but made with real golems. (hold up a spoon) It's mm-mm-good! (quickly flashes a plastic grin the glares off camera) There! Happy now? I did you're stupid commercial! (throws down the spoon and storms off stage cursing)
 
 Voice (off camera): Zel! Get back here! We still need to shoot from three more angles!
 
 Another voice (off camera): It's alright! We got enough!. We've been here all day! PLEASE! Can we just go home now?!
 
 Voice (off camera): BUT- ... (sighs) Fine! Fine!. Alright! That's a wrap!
 
 *Beep!*
 
 The little blue bunny symbol appears on the screen.
 
 
 
 End! ^_^;;